Overheard in Courtroom B

See now I think that if you’re gonna give a false name, you should make it a good one. If I get pulled over on the way home today and feel inclined to give a false name… I’d say “Yessir, My name is Luke Skywalker.” And say it with a straight face so that he has to say, “Ok Mr. Skywalker, can I see your driver’s license?

Judge B

(It’s like he knows I’ve been writing these down…)


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